Hi everyone! I'm 24, a size 2, recently retired from modeling. I now spend my time decorating my three homes and attending charity events with my many rich and famous friends.
(Oops, please excuse the typos....)
What I meant to say was
I'm almost 50, a size "too big", recently retired video store owner. I now spend my time taking care of my family and decorating my house with yard sale and flea market finds.
(Wow, I gotta get this keyboard checked out.)